Scronch

when someone gets accused of being the josh account, using this word will protect them and thus make them immune to any such accusations

Hey Jack I know you’re the Josh Account- Fryzek
Actually it’s either you or Brooks. SCRONCH!

by Scronch society November 15, 2019

scronch

The violent act of crushing something to the point where it literally ceases to exist

joe: Hey, have you seen Tim?

joe 2: No, i heard he got scronched.

joe: So, when's his funeral?

by oh god please no May 28, 2020

scronchus

Hal Doyle

Damn than munchkin is such a “scronchus”

by Else’s truths February 22, 2021

Scronchen

Verb. When you get mad hungry and you just chow down on some food. Like a cat ugly pig.

God damnnn this shit bussin so hard that I’m just straight scronchen

by KG&GB May 18, 2021

scoonchie

Scoonchie is a mysterious Italian delicacy, that of which is actually meant to be burnt instead of properly cooked to enjoy.

Scoonchie (Scün-Chee) is compromised of household ingredients, that aren’t necessarily in the human food group. Scoonchie is usually prepared for religious and social celebrations including Christmas, Ramadan and St. Patrick’s Day.

We were hoping to have a nice meal this evening, but Chavez burnt the scoonchie again.

by Scumbagdoug June 24, 2021

scrooch

To freeze someone stiff as a bullet by firing a foreign charge of energy from a scrooch gun. The effect has a duration which is set by the weapon's dials.

"Which one of you is the brains?"
"I am!"
"Because if you are, we're gonna scrooch you!"
"S/He is!"

by MrWhomstDVe November 7, 2021

scrounching

sneaking about. typically with mischievousness.

"I saw Jim scrounching about the house earlier. He's probably up to something."

by jucebx December 30, 2021