Scorpio

someone with a huge dick and a shitty personality

I want to make it work with this Scorpio, but he’s just so shitty to me

by oreocreamsenpai May 11, 2020

Scorpio

Scorpios are huge sex addicts who likes all kinds of kinky stuff. If you’re on the vanilla side, it’s probably a bad idea to date this sign. You’ll be shocked to find out that he has ropes and handcuffs stored somewhere in his room. They like degrading you sexually to make themselves feel in control - like they do in every aspect of their life. While sex is amazing with Scorpios, you’ll probably need to go to therapy after since they literally diminish you psychologically after that one night.

Therapist: what was so bad about the sex?
Girl: it was amazing. you see, he’s a Scorpio.

Therapist: oh shit. he’s a Scorpio???

by liwv November 8, 2020

scorpio

a scorpio is short mothafucka that is 4’8 and will never grow

imagine being a scorpio

by Liluzi206 November 22, 2020

Scorpio

According to Ryo, a Scorpio is a horny kinky basterd who only wants sex and is always horny.

“Yeah my friend is a Scorpio”
“Damn man, they must be horny asf”

by Kalexthecatboy October 10, 2021

Scorpio

Scorpios are always fat ass bitches with way too much confidence. Chances are if you meet a scorpio they are extremely overweight and confident.

She's 600 pounds?! Is she a scorpio?

by I Hate Fatties February 7, 2021

Scorpio

This discord user is like soooo nice but hella dramatic

Scorpios zodiac sign is Scorpio lol. Scorpio is a clown lol.

by Ceo of all gamers October 27, 2020

Scorpio

I'm a Scorpio an I hate myself so please note: if you ever meet a scorpio please just walk away. Cause the fact is think of me and my scorpio's as the plagues of the earth.

"Hey"

"Back Off"

"Sorry"

"We Scorpios should burn and die and got to hell

by PlsKillMe135 December 17, 2021