A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women
by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008
Get the scary simon mug.A classic pool move made popular in 2006. It's when you do a front flip into the pool and pull your pants down mid flip. The purpose is to land in front of someone and splash them. It's usually directed toward children or friends.
"Dude, I heard Tony scary uncled Chuck twice at the pool today. And he said he's gonna do it again!"
"Tony scary uncled every little kid at my pool today. Some kid's dad kicked him out."
"Tony scary uncled every little kid at my pool today. Some kid's dad kicked him out."
by Royce da59 July 6, 2010
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Get the Scary Nigger mug.Basically a friend that is scary to others outside of the friend group, the person is usually alt and they have the same effect on strangers as walking with a Rottweiler
Alex is my scary dog friend, when I want to walk alone at night I call them
A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend
A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend
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Get the Scary dog friend mug.The absolute best parody movie that I've ever laid eyes on.
It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.
It's basically a mix of a parody of The Ring, a parody of Signs, a parody of Eight Mile, and a parody of a whole lot of other movies.
George:
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through. Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out. I'm a white boy, but my neck is red. I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread. My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail. Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail. How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. UH! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero. I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him. I can't dance, I wear khaki pants, my middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France. So maybe I'm whack 'cause my skin ain't black, but you can't talk smack 'cause whitey just struck back!
by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005
Get the Scary Movie 3 mug.Man this chick i was gonna hook up with last night had such a scary beaver that i almost threw up just looking at it
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