Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.
by unkillbilly June 09, 2018
Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.
Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.
Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
by Evitabl January 29, 2024
Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.
by on September 16, 2022
by BeardedGhost September 29, 2022
When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.
Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“
P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
by CJLT April 22, 2020
Satellite Bouncing: self made type of DDoS attack made by me and a couple of buddies where a satellite needs to be in the perfect position and the radio waves are then intercepted and bounces them (with metal sheets positioned in a place where the radio waves can bounce off 1 another and amplify the signal strong enough to bounce in sporadic directions off of the long metal plates on a satellite) to other wireless networks thus the radio waves interfere with the other wireless networks and halts them until the attack stops.
works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI
works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI
by Nice one Perma March 31, 2022
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies
by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024