sammich

Best if made by a woman, the sammich is an especially delectable sandwitch usually adorned with a little extra goodness which is most often in the form of gravy or au jus (pronounced oh joo). A sammich is not merely a convectionary dish, it is a work of art and should be treated as such. It is not something that is just simply handed to you, it is served.

ex.
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!

Mike: Bitch, please!

by antebellum February 13, 2010

Sammich

When one sleeps in between two members of the opposite sex in a bed. More prevalent in sleeping, it also applies for dancing, picture taking, etc...

Beth Ann & Heather slept with Dan in his bed making a Dan Sammich.

by dgprice54 February 20, 2007

booger sammich

A sandwich with boogers on it. except the word "sandwich" turned into "sammich to sound funnier

don't eat that booger sammich or else you'll get diarrhea.

by Brett Watson April 17, 2006

guido sammich

Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.

When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.

by Felicia Morgan January 12, 2008

Go Ham Sammich

Put da meat between yo buns.

-"Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sammich" -Jason Derulo

-Karen, Brittany, Carrie, Liz, Shea and Amy went ham sammich!

by keepitsafetysam June 25, 2014

Sammich

Used to note whether or not a porn model is too skinny.

"That chick needs a sammich!"

by DGAR February 26, 2005

Sammich

A meal made of meats or spreads, generally placed between two slices of leaven grain product. (exception sometimes one slice of leaven grain product is used resulting in a open faced sammich.

Wow! I'm hungry I'm gonna grab a SAMMICH!

by Hoth20 June 7, 2004