saddle sniffer

A person (most likely a man) who gets sexual gratification from sniffing bicycle saddles. They sniff the material and imagine a woman sitting on it only moments before and hope they can smell some vaginal juices.
(Yes, there are people out there who do this...)

Gary sniffed the bicycle seat, taking in the coolness and feel of the leather. This was all he could smell, but he knew the lovely Laura had been riding it all morning, and for a second, he thought he could detect the slightest arouma of fresh twat... then he realised he had only imagined it... the sick fucking saddle sniffer.

by Um Yeah Whatever June 8, 2007

Saddler

Main villain of Resident Evil 4. Has a very large penis...errr spiked tentacle.

Saddler, you're small time.

by MagicMystile January 16, 2008

Saddam necktie

noun: a noose
(used in hanging for executions)

Girl 1: Hussein's lookin' sharp today!
Girl 2: Maybe it's because of his Saddam necktie...
Girl 1: Saddam! You could hang with us any time!

by Matt |2 December 9, 2008

Saddle Froth

The white frothy secretions between a womans legs after a sustained, sex session. This is not too dissimilar the white sweaty stuff under and around a horses saddle on a hot day.

i was smashing this bird for hours the other day. Jesus, my nuts were covered in saddle froth.

by YoYoToGo June 19, 2010

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015

sheep saddle

A greasy channel of redish hair on the cusp of the upper lip

Why don't you shave that sheep saddle off your face?

by roytoy22 April 2, 2010

Sandy Saddler

When a girl rubs peanut butter in a guy's butt crack while he pulls his penis through his legs and blows a load into the peanut butter. The girl then mounts him on his back and pees on his butt while somebody else eats the soup that is produced by the fluid mix.

Last night me and April did the Sandy Saddler with Erin.

by TheSetharoni November 10, 2017