by Davie504 is da best slapperrrr December 2, 2019

Designated. Short. Person
A dedicated person to make a tall persons life better though great humour, death defying sunts to try be taller or giving a tall person a different veiw in life
A dedicated person to make a tall persons life better though great humour, death defying sunts to try be taller or giving a tall person a different veiw in life
Tall person : you are so short how are we friends
You: no I am just your D. S. P (designated. Short. Person) here for your enjoyment
You: no I am just your D. S. P (designated. Short. Person) here for your enjoyment
by Lulu 123 January 28, 2022

its ya boi
by the peepee poopoo man December 4, 2018

He's kinda sus, but he likes joking and has multiple personalities in real life as well as online. Also, he enjoys spending his time in the toilet for some reason.
by captaincto November 28, 2021

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

when a water in consisted of sparkles and you ask a waiter for a s and p but will she know? if not she is not worthy he or her.
by shane duke August 5, 2023

Sudz. Over. All. People.
Choosing family no matter what, whether it’s your birth family or the family you have created through friends you always put them first.
Choosing family no matter what, whether it’s your birth family or the family you have created through friends you always put them first.
by CRÄCK$PÏTTÄ November 23, 2021
