ruffle my feathers

to grind someones gears

You really ruffle my feathers!

by d1nuslamb2.o May 12, 2016

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

Ruffle Mayo

Roflmao's big brother. Except no one says that anymore. The ultimate LOL.
Not to be confused with chips & dip.

Timothy :: ROFL.
Susan :: It's Ruffle Mayo, shetbag.
Timoty :: SMH.

by LOLuhm April 18, 2010

banana monkay ruffle

Something that is code for I love your ,and its quoted off of Sealab2021 that is shown on adult swim

-moms around-
Shelby: Harry banana monkay ruffle
Harry :BANANA MONKAY RUFFLE TIMES TEN!

-sealab-
Rich black guy that bought the sealab :
I can make anything happen excite me BANANA MONKAY RUFFLE!

by Shelby September 8, 2005

Ruffled Ian

The experience of reaching a conversational climax that sweeps across your conscious thought like a wave, or a disrupting gust of wind; a mind orgasm

Man, I just had this ferocious ruffled ian, the whole way I perceive the world is so skewed I can't even see straight!

by Inconspicuous Moniker December 16, 2008

Bush ruffle

While sexually pleasing a woman with a large pubic growth, you make the vagina talk like a bearded man, by pushing and pulling both sides of the vagina.

My wife kicked me out of the bedroom for giving her a bush ruffle!

by Niff August 20, 2016

Ruffled bjarne

Vikes jersey, "come on defense"!! Feathers everywhere

Yanks down 3 in the 9th... he was a ruffled bjarne

by Hunch o jack January 14, 2018