by Great Canadian December 24, 2024
Get the Rytard mug.A fake lifter who relies on Range Of Motion (ROM) to get minimal gains, instead of full stacking every machine and destroying your joints and tendons like a real man.
"Lol look at that guy, he's controlling every rep doing 145 lbs on his cute little smith machine. What a ROMtard."
"I know right, lets go bench 8 plates and pin tren afterwards."
"I know right, lets go bench 8 plates and pin tren afterwards."
by kosovoirony February 20, 2025
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"Uh oh, Jeff Nippard posted another video on how to optimally move your ass cheeks for leg gains. ROMtards are gonna love this one."
"I know right, lets go squat 8 plates and pin tren afterwards."
"I know right, lets go squat 8 plates and pin tren afterwards."
by kosovoirony February 20, 2025
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Also a suggestions council member
Also a suggestions council member
Suggestor 1: Hey I have this formable idea, let's add Prussia for Kaliningrad!
Suggestor 2: Holy shit you're so rontarded, it's rejected
Suggestor 2: Holy shit you're so rontarded, it's rejected
by ssdjkkg March 23, 2025
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(noun)
Definition:
A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.
Common Traits:
Confused even after diagrams
Apologizes without knowing what for
Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
Synonyms for Rytard
Ryan’t – when he almost gets it, but tragically doesn’t
Clownfused – when he’s both a clown and confused
Man-splainer Zero – he can explain crypto but not your feelings
Gaslight Gatsby – charming, toxic, and completely unaware
Oopsie Ex – always “didn’t know” he hurt you... again
Selective Listener 3000 – hears “hi” but not “you hurt me”
Bare Minimum Barry – thinks “wyd?” at 11 p.m. is love
Emotionally Offline – updated his phone, not his empathy
SorryBot – says “sorry you feel that way,” never “sorry I did that”
(noun)
Definition:
A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.
Common Traits:
Confused even after diagrams
Apologizes without knowing what for
Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
Synonyms for Rytard
Ryan’t – when he almost gets it, but tragically doesn’t
Clownfused – when he’s both a clown and confused
Man-splainer Zero – he can explain crypto but not your feelings
Gaslight Gatsby – charming, toxic, and completely unaware
Oopsie Ex – always “didn’t know” he hurt you... again
Selective Listener 3000 – hears “hi” but not “you hurt me”
Bare Minimum Barry – thinks “wyd?” at 11 p.m. is love
Emotionally Offline – updated his phone, not his empathy
SorryBot – says “sorry you feel that way,” never “sorry I did that”
Example:
“I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”
“I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”
by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025
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Definition: A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.
Common Traits:
• Confused even after diagrams
• Apologizes without knowing what for
• Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
• Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
Definition: A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.
Common Traits:
• Confused even after diagrams
• Apologizes without knowing what for
• Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
• Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
Example: “I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”
by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025
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