Miami Rowing Club

Commonly referred to as MRC. They are the simple example of how rowing should be. They are the definition of the term winners. Also have you seen there freshman/varsity/novice girls? HOTT! And don't even get me started on their speech patterns. If you ever see them dancing around at a regatta it is because they are performing their awe-inspiring ritual of classiness and you should bow in their presence. NO! they are not getting yelled at by their coach it is a fear inducing strategy!

Glencoco: i hope we win our freshman quad today!
Whitethunder: pssssshhh we don't have a chance! we are racing Miami Rowing Club!

John: dude did you see those girls they're so sexual!
Tony: no shit man they're from MRC!

by Dem Gurls October 21, 2012

Atomic Rowing Club

1. To be truely awful at ones sport. More specifically in the field of rowing.

2. See Suck

Wow, I won no races this weekend. I'm almost as bad as Atomic Rowing Club.

by HoochChirps2010 November 10, 2010

Star Rowing Club

The Uk's premier centre for rowing and sculling, located on The River Great Ouse, Bedford. No other club can live with the sheer talent, brilliance or attractiveness of the club's crews, especially the the junior boys squad. Neighbours, Bedford Modern School and Bedford RC are said to literally shit themselves in sheer terror whenever confronted with a noble Star Club Warrior and local girls schools Dame Alice and BHS can only dream of getting within 10 feet of them! Star Club icons include Giggs, Tempah T and The Dawgz.

Star Rowing Club Member: "Just pulled a 6.00 2k"
Fellow Star Rowing Club Member: "Standard really!"

Rower: "I hear we're racing Star Rowing Club!"
2nd Rower: "Might as well not show up :("

by mujhabar December 30, 2010

lightweight womens rowing

competitive floating

Hey, how about that novice lightweight womens rowing coxed pair with the 15 minute 2k? Never heard of them? That's because they don't actually matter.

by crew234567890987654321 December 14, 2010

Miami Rowing Club

A rowing club in Miami, FL also known as MRC. The mens varsity lightweight 8 currently hold the best time for a 2K in the US and the women are nothing to mess with either. When they erg they blast house music and when they race they win.

Girl1: What's all that noise?
Girl2: It's the guys from Miami Rowing Club blasting house music again.
Girl1: They're so cool

Guy1: Who are we racing in today's regatta?
Guy2: Miami Rowing Club
Guy1: We're gonna lose

by somebodysomewheresometime November 8, 2012

Ivy League Rowing Team

An orgy of sorts involving five men, one woman and a bullhorn. One man, the Coxswain, stands and receives oral sex while directing the other members of the orgy with the bullhorn, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke, Hard right etc." The woman giving the coxswain head is also being done from behind by the anchor man. This forms an H position. Another man lies under the woman on a triangular sex pillow and has vaginal sex with her (alternative: he can be hanging from her like a sloth). On each side of the woman is another man who receive handjobs from her while she is getting done from behind, beneath and blowing the Coxswain--hence the dircetions he gives, "Stroke, Stroke..."

"I was at a frat party last night and saw your girlfriend as the middle member of an Ivy League Rowing Team, I couldn't look away! She was getting it in the ass the pussy blowing some guy and jacking two others off. Sorry bro."

by Chet Rockwood August 15, 2009

Tub Rowing

To masturbate in the tub.

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."

by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010