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Root Beer

the only beer that people under 21 can have at a party
by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020
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Root-beer Float

When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.
Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.
by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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Root Beer Sexual

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.
by Willis Wallis June 9, 2023
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Drink root-beer day

On this day I drink root-beer
Girl 1: it is drink root-beer day
by Loveygirl06 December 15, 2019
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Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.
"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."
by N4styn8 August 19, 2021
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Root Beer Throat

When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.
Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!
by PikminFan2000 April 27, 2024
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