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Rodent Dough

The act of freezing a dead hamster in seran/plastic wrap and then using to fuck yourself or somebody in the ass.
Joey: Wanna come over later, my pet hamster died? If you come at 9, I’ll have enough time to freeze it so that we can use it as rodent dough.
Joey’s Sneaky Link: See you then!
by ChodeFilA June 2, 2022
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Rodent Tendencies

Someone who plays or acts like a rodent. Described as scared, cowers away immediatley when danger is in sight, but then comes out to swoop in on the reward when no consequences are in sight.
*playing a battle royale*
*gets a kill after a near death experience*
*boom*
*killed by some random guy crounching around a corner*
THESE RODENT TENDENCIES PLAYERS MAAAAAAANNNN!!!!
by On meyy January 30, 2022
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flaccid rodent

A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.

Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.

or..

You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024
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Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR)

"Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.
"He just ran through three walls of 500 meter thick iron walls! I don't understand, why is he doing this?!"
"HE HAS IT! THE.....Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR). Nothing can or will stop him from getting to the gym to pump."
"W-W-W-W-WHAT'S THAT?!!"
""Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.""
"HIDE THE CHILDREN!! HIDE THE WOMEN!! MUMPUMPSIS RODENTITIS IS COMING!!!!"
by chucklung January 9, 2025
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Super Rodent

The rodentious being of immense political power. The strongest individual of the Rodentious Order. Also known as L_o.
Have you met the Super Rodent yet?
No, but I am a devout member of the Rodentious Order.
by Super Cheddar May 14, 2024
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Super Rodent

The strongest individual of the Rodentious Order, with immense political power. Also known as L_o. Used in the popular media "Rodentious Order" group, attempting to make a path for true rodentry.
Have you met the Super Rodent?
No, but I am indeed part of the Rodentious Order.
by Super Cheddar May 14, 2024
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cancerous rodent

the funny rat from ultrakrill
the cancerous rodent is the hardest boss in ultrakill, hands down, has 1 septillion health or something, extremely hard to hit, all attacks fucking oneshot you
(the rodent can literally be killed by a simple punch)
by Krmailence May 21, 2024
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