Rock hard chest

Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.

These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.

I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 15, 2023

hard rock cereal

I don’t know, make something up, use this term spontaneously, it has no meaning

ayo, I love eating hard rock cereal.
bro I’m hard rock cereal!

by whatinfucksname October 15, 2023