River

a girl who i amazing and sweet. She is crazy and makes crazy sexual jokes that crack you up every time she i hard to get definitely one of a kind.

damn that river last night

by billybobjoe2006 June 3, 2018

River

An extremely annoying person also known as Justin Bieber's playmate.

River Medina

by umike1 April 17, 2011

River

River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.

Person#1 Wow, that guy River is such an asshole
Person #2 Yah and he also has a small dick

by SrShiny August 5, 2020

river

aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.

o my gawd it me river most awesome.

by River October 22, 2004

Rivers

A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them

Rachel:Rivers is so sexy I want him with me

by Isabel655 November 6, 2016

river

Where good players continually get fucked by randomness

he fucking caught the random straight on the river

by Cale Halley October 30, 2003

River

River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.

Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River

by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019