Satanic Death Ritual

The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.

"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."

by henlo there June 24, 2020

M.C. Ritual

a ritual in which a couple will fight, break up, cry, and get back together (usually for the sex), to repeat the ritual on a 2-3 month basis.

Mary and Corwin are the sketchy couple in the class that is very affectionate with each other. at a party, Corwin will go off with his friends and Mary will get angry at him. as revenge she will text her best friend Alexandra and refuse to talk to Corwin all night. either that night or the morning after they will break up, for 24 hours, and get back together for the sex. the actual ritual part of it is the fact that this has happened before and it will probably happen a few more times in the future. the follwing ritual was an M.C. Ritual

by Darwin Mariner Ford March 4, 2008

ritalin

Ritalin is Methylphenidate which is a type of speed.

GUy1: gimme some ritalin... man...
guY2: no they are mine
gUy1: fuck... not even a little... man?
guY2: no, absolutly not you are not getting any of my ritalin.
guy1: fuck... man

by fuckingonyourfrontlawn August 4, 2006

Rizalaine

Rizalaine is a great and EXTREMELY TALL person who likes combs and for some reason has really nice and unfrizzy hair. Rizalaine is a great friend to have when you're feeling kinda sad... or.... she'll stab you in the back
she says she'd want to befriend a bug
but then she steps on it ... five times...
shes a weeb and a very tall person with spindly legs
she doesn't quite like sports and is scared to die on a rollercoaster

she's a cat person
her favourite colour is most likely pastel pink and she loves fanfic
she likes to call herself rice if she takes french class
sometimes she does things just to annoy you and it's really cringy

person: ay look its Riz
Riz: Omoewa, ma CHINDEDU
Person: ._.
Riz: d i e
Person: This has to be defined to submit for some reason
person: rizalaines so tall

by ...friends definitions September 27, 2020

Ritual

Rituals are predefined sequences characterized by rigidity, formality, and repetition that are embedded in a larger system of symbolism and meaning but contain elements that lack direct instrumental purpose.

(1) The footballer is going through their pre-game ritual. Don't disturb them.

(2) That fraternity/society has a specific hazing ritual.

(3) Some people perform mating rituals

(4) Religion is known for having many different rituals.

by TheCleverDumbass July 16, 2019

Rizzalicious

An adjective used to describe someone with MAD rizz or RAD mizz or a pick up line containing extreme levels of rizz!!!

leng gril: i was gonna kill your future wife but.. i dont wanna commit suicide
wejszd woma: that was so rizzalicious, just like you <3

by N1narrr December 12, 2022

4:20 Ritual

The 4:20 Ritual only occurs on the April 20th(4/20) and is said day's BLUNT + BOWL Ritual and must be completed by the end of said day. 4 blunts and 20 bowls......now you have a new holiday ritual.

Ex: Clay, "Why is he drooling?". Henry, "He is completing the 4:20 Ritual and almost done!". Jake, ".......ughhuhuhkkushhhhhahhhah."

by SlimKidnwwa March 18, 2012