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the rising tied

an awesome hip-hop album by fort minor, the moniker of mike shinoda. instead of rapping about cash, hoes and getting crunk, he raps about decent topics and has very well written lyrics. the definition of the album title, "the rising tied" is that they are a rising group of tied people. the album features collaborations with underground rap group, Styles Of Beyond, and singers such as John Legend and Holly Brook.
mike shinoda wrote every song, played every instrument (except the violins and cellos), and produced and mixed the rising tied.
by Alpha Badrem August 29, 2008
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Metal Gear Rising

Metal Gear Rising is an entry in the series Metal Gear Solid, where you play as Raiden as he fight people that look like they work at Chuck E. Cheese.

It is also used by edgy teenagers when they make an unfunny bait and switch meme, even though they never played the game in their entire life.
Person 1: Bro did you see the new Metal Gear game?

Person 2: I literally came when I first saw it.

Person 3: Metal Gear Rising is gonna be game of the year!
by Jackal Frost August 24, 2022
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House of the Rising Sun

One of the greatest rock songs of all time. The best known version of the song was done by the Animals in 1965. "Rising Sun" is an old british term for whore house. Whether or not that is the songs intended meaning is unknown.
Remember that scene in Casino where all the guys are getting killed and they play House of the Rising Sun. That was awesome.
by Swedish Bob October 17, 2006
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Dead Rising blow job

When a girl gives you head and uses too much teeth like when certain female zombies appear to be giving you head while attacking you in the videogame Dead Rising.
"Yeah, I got head last night, but I was stuck going left right on the analog stick the whole time because she was giving me a Dead Rising blow job."
by showmethefever September 21, 2011
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dark rising

Falling from a great height and shitting yourself midair.

Instead of a regular shit on solid ground, which would naturally fall toward the earth, a dark rising occurs when in free-fall. Due to the sheer terror the experience of falling from high above might produce in a person, they shit themselves whilst they descend. The person falling and the shit loosed from their asshole is situated such that the shit evacuates and begins falling with a slight delay, thus giving the appearance of it "rising" out of their ass.
Person A: Oh fuck I'm falling! Eeeek! *shits self midair*
Person B: Look at that! That dumbfuck's got a dark rising!
Person C: What a piece of shit! And that fecal matter evacuating their anus, too!
by realtalkniggaz March 21, 2013
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hatred rising

The shittiest band ever to walk the earth. With the gayest drummer who shits himself and has a small penis.
Hatred Rising's drummer shits himself in Chicago.
by kris hewie July 7, 2006
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Metal Gear Rising

STOP THAT BLADE RAIDEN
Mommy Mistral
MEMES. THE DNA OF THE SOUL
Music
Bald Crazy Cyborgs
Weak Brazilian People
Stabbing US Senators
Thats Metal Gear Rising
GUY ONE "Dude. My favorite part of Metal Gear RIsing is Mistral.
GUY TWO "NAH FUCK THAT BRO IT LITERALY SAM DOG"
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