o-ringer

a species native to Orlando, FL; often found in Oakley's; and Civic's that sound like lawn mowers, and usually gay.

"Did you see that fuckin' O-Ringer, what a wankster."

by Jimmy Jammer April 28, 2003

Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

three ringer

A turd so large it wraps around the toilet bowl three times.

After eating the taco family pack I left a three ringer.

by zoorlac September 19, 2011

Anal Ringer

The Anal Ringer is an act for partners very close with one another. The man farts in his hands, closes it, and then opens his hands and hits the girls ears as hard as he can.

Jerry: Yo bro I had so much fun with my girl last night!
John: Did you give her that Anal Ringer?!

by GregPaulFuccedMyBooty April 18, 2021

korean ringer

When she farts the jizz load into her panties and you have to wring it out in her mouth.

Jennifer took a Korean ringer last night.

by Tokyo Starfish July 18, 2021

ring ringer

An Individual Who Licks An Anal Ring After A Bowel Movement!

Leslie Is The Head Ring Ringer!

by JimM July 14, 2014

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

by CardinalRed August 17, 2012