"Oh crap... here comes a rusty minivan with five kids and a basset hound, must be more ritz crackers."
by bucksfan89 July 12, 2009
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by Polin ahmaad December 29, 2017
Get the rifzal mug.Ritzer will be the smartest person around. Although shy at first, he will become a louder and active person. He loves sports and is sometimes the best at it. He’s also very handsome and sexy.
Person 1: “My boyfriend is amazing!
Person 2: “What’s his name?
Person 1: “ Ritzer”
Person 2: “Oooo!”
Person 2: “What’s his name?
Person 1: “ Ritzer”
Person 2: “Oooo!”
by jeffandbob July 30, 2018
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The combination of the name "Nietzsche" with "ree" (a stupid scream) which references the futility of making such a sound with thine face-hole.
The combination of the name "Nietzsche" with "ree" (a stupid scream) which references the futility of making such a sound with thine face-hole.
"I got mad in traffic and rietzsched at a car in front of me."
"I swore a lot at them, but it was just rietzsche since they couldn't hear me."
"I swore a lot at them, but it was just rietzsche since they couldn't hear me."
by MouseEatsMan January 25, 2020
Get the Rietzsche mug.An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.
Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.
by Three Thenths September 26, 2022
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