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AIDS ribboned

Refers to the 90s sitcom "Seinfeld" when Kramer refused to wear a ribbon for an AIDS Walk event and got harassed and assaulted for it. While being confronted about it by a mob of AIDS Walk participants in an alleyway, he yelled out "This is America!!! I dont have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!!!!!" and then they proceeded to assault him as he was trying to get away from them by climbing up a ladder that was attached to the side of a building.

Basically, the term "AIDS ribboned" is warranted in any situation where a group of people try to compell you to do something for no valid reason other than "everyone else is doing it"
Dude, I got AIDS ribboned at work for not wanting to wear one of those stupid tee shirts for the big company meeting/presentation/luncheon event.
by Turfjones904 September 2, 2020
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The Ribbon Dancer

When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.
She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.

I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.
by TheJizzerOfOz July 21, 2009
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Caramel Ribbon

When a guy fucks your ass and as he pulls out, the suction from the removal pulls the ejaculate out and because it's coming from the ass, it looks like caramel coloured ribbon coming out.
You should have seen the Caramel Ribbon come out of her ass when I pulled out. It went all over the floor.
by MobDP June 14, 2013
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Blue Ribbon Hog

A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.
“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!
by birdman2346 January 21, 2019
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Alfie Ritson

some boy like, an absolute fucking powerhouse.
Who is Alfie Ritson?

Alfie Ritson is a big unit.
by B1GN1G June 6, 2019
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pabst blue ribbon

The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class.
by Django Reinhardt January 22, 2005
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pabst blue ribbon

n. Packs a good whollop and sits nicely. To drink a lot and not feel heavy. To enjoy at a good cost and achieve the feeling desired. To experience true delight and full flavor.
Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR!
by spazzmotuzy June 15, 2005
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