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Red Dead Redemption

When having sex with your partner, they must be on their period, and you have to wear a cowboy hat, while screaming "Yeehaw!"
Me and my girlfriend were play Red Dead Redemption last night. If you know what I mean...
by Fedora Tricks January 23, 2019
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shawskank redemption

Make the girl lay down. Sit on her face facing her legs. Let her lick your ass while you jack off and just before you cum shove your cock to the back of her throat and blow your load.
My girlfriend insisted I pay for dinner so I took her home and gave her the shawskank redemption
by shawzee March 17, 2010
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Redemption

Kick ass song by the thrash metal band Shadows Fall. Was nominated for a grammy for Best Metal Performance.
Youtube Shadows Fall's Redemption, damnit!
by Silent Fuckin' Bob October 17, 2008
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Redemption

When girls named Rachel bail on you and your friends to go camping with bae instead of eating mikes chicken
Rachel will get redemption for next weeks chicken party
by The Chicken Commish September 20, 2020
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redemption center

A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
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Relaptionship

Entering into a new relationship after completing rehab which results in relapse.
Bro, you just got out of rehab and hooking up with that girl you met there will only result in a relaptionship.
by Handy Anne October 21, 2022
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Family Redemption

When you spend about 1 hour with your family so you don't feel guilty about using the computer/TV/video game console all day nonstop.
Wow. I've been on this computer for way too long. Time for some Family Redemption!
by Christopher Crunchy October 12, 2010
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