Setrosexual

Coined by Simon Sheena in November 06'
Being inbetween a hetrosexual and metrosexual. A man that looks after himself but not to the extent of being classified as a metrosexual. It can be considered a lighter form of metrosexuality. Note: A setrosexual does not mean a closet homosexual. A setrosexual has only interests in himself and women. A man who attempts to look his best at all times, one that takes pride in his apperance.

Girl 1 - "Wow, this guy is so cute but he does focus on himself alot, do you think he's...?"
Girl 2 - "no way, he can't be, his interests are purely in women or himself"
Girl 1 - "yeh, he must be Setrosexual then"

by Simon Sheena November 11, 2008

Metrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to public transportation

Guy 1: Damn, that bullet train is sexy!
Guy 2: Gross, you're a metrosexual!
Guy 1: I can't help it! I was born this way!
Guy 2: Shut up, everyone knows metrosexuality is a choice.

by Escobar Crews June 2, 2015

Metrosexual Hipster

Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"Ian Hecox is gay because he is a metrosexual hipster"

by NationalPokedex December 25, 2012

metrosexual

A new name for something quite old. Men with taste & style who know about fashion, art, and culture have always existed. In past centuries, these kinds of men were in the uppercrust of society (more leisure time). Technology has enabled men with more leisure time, so less wealthy males can now fuss over their looks and aesthetics almost as much as women. An American Metrosexual is like your average European male. In France or Italy, men can be manly and work on cars and know about art and fashion at the same time. They are cool with that and don't need some special name for the less "masculine" side. In the U.S. we think men all have to be eithrt dumb gorillas or homosexuals. There is some grey area! There is an emphasis on not being pretentious in america that itself becomes a kind of pretentiousness. Men who dabble in vanity or in lofty romantic concerns seem less like men when in fact, they are probably better lovers to women than their traditional counterpart.

James Bond is very metro in a lot of ways. He aint no sissy but he has excellent taste.

by siglosecreto August 27, 2005

Hetrosexual

Someone who is straight; Not gay.

That boy likes only girls. He is a Hetrosexual and/or straight.

by .:Gin:. July 24, 2007

Retardsexual

It is the act or feeling of wanting to thoroughly mate with a retard until they can no longer take it

-May i mate with you fellow human?
-No, i’m sorry, i’m retarded. No one wants to mate with me
-Oh yeah, your a retard!?!? Come here sugary juicy slobbery major hot Retard!! I will mate with you, I am retardsexual

by The Real Dababy’s baby’s baby November 15, 2021

metrosexual

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."

by Russ January 1, 2004