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Restrabution

What is said when an eight year old attemps to say masterbation.
"Mommy, what is restrabution?"
by Randaaa&Tami August 14, 2009
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iTouch restoration

The act of restoring your (apple) iTouch. A disappointing process when your device is acting up. Restores everything, so its dire you "back up" all of your music/pictures/videos etc... Its inevitable unless you like whatever the issue with your device is.
Subject A:"My apps open, then close right away, what do I do?"
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."
by RestorageFrenzy December 29, 2009
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Restriction

Rules about what you can't do.
"Hey, what' are you doing?"
"I'm planing new restrictions for this school."
by Kristína March 6, 2017
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Restrictionism

A severe punishment situation when someone's parents restrict him from using anything fun-based or to socialise. These moments occur very rarely and the victims are often between 13 and 17.
These days, Rick was behaving very aggressively towards his parents. Little did he know he was going to enter a period of restrictionism.
by Man's cold May 20, 2017
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Restrictions

Rules/restrictions/laws are often a matter of what people can do with their popularity/support (power) and money.
As long as the restrictions were more popular with most people than using their own brains to determine what they should and shouldn't do, they would keep piling on, rather than end. Some things don't end without a fight.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
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Restrictions

If the unintended side effect of restrictions and lockdowns is premature death by heart problems and lack of the kind of activity people got before the pandemic, what good are the lockdowns? Telling people there is a new normal, and giving them guidelines on how to exercise in it will never keep them as healthy as they were before the restrictions and lockdowns. The bullshit is bad for everybody, though the people and entities behind the lockdowns and restrictions are never going to openly admit that it's bad for people.
The restrictions and lockdowns are going to endanger and kill some people anyway, so what's the point? In reality, life is worth losing, that's what a scientist, someone in the business of healthcare, the WHO, the government, the media, or anybody else making money off the pandemic isn't going to tell anybody.
by Solid Mantis April 6, 2021
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restruction

a constructive restriction—an artificial limitation that helps focus creative thinking and prevent the overwhelm of open-ended ideation.
Instagram's 24-hour automatic deletion of stories content is a restruction and helps people not overthink by making their content impermanent.
by lw69 February 16, 2023
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