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BODROV REPORTING

Analogical to "Kirov Reporting" from the RTS series Command & Conquerer: Red Alert. This is the phrase that Zeppelin (Airship) pilot when he is given a command to show his readiness for battle and infinite loyalty to the Soviet Faction. Coincidentally, the pilot's name is a Sergeant Bodrov, thus the origin of the phrase. Indeed, Bodrov will always respond with the same phrase, no matter the consequences.
You: *Selects Kirov Unit*
Bodrov: BODROV REPORTING!
by alexthechicken May 31, 2019
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Madison Report

The show that comes on during second period at our school. Usually, the host will make fun of some sort of concept at the school. For the first episode he proved that dance was not a sport. It's a lot like the Colbert Report only the Madison Report is actually funny, look it up on youtube you'll laugh.
girl: Did you see the Madison Report?
boy: No
girl: Ah, it was good
by Jessica Miller April 14, 2008
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Error Reporting

One of the most annoying 'features of Windows XP. However, it does produce the orgasmic feeling of telling Microsoft that there has been yet another problem with thier "operating" system
Windows Error Reporting has encountered an error, would you like you send an error report?
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 30, 2004
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tps reports

BOSS: "Mya, Did you get the memo? We're now using the new cover on all TPS Reports. If you could just do that, that would be great. Thanks."
by Michael Bolton April 3, 2003
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report card

your will
some person: "I just got my report card"
some other person: "Can I have your bike when you're dead?"
by mexican.potato February 21, 2023
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Minority Report

A sympathetic news story in the wake of criminal or unethical conduct by a minority member highlighting the stress the incident has caused others in the same minority.
The recent shooting at Fort Hood resulted in a spate of minority reports about Muslims in the military from the AP, Reuters, and major media outlets.
by Jamax November 7, 2009
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minority report

A white guy who is only interested in chicks of another race, i.e. asians, blacks, and latinos
by Jintegrity April 7, 2004
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