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Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick
by Twentylynx July 22, 2018
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gas my recent

- Spam my picture

- Go like and comment a lot
Bro have you seen my post?

“no”
Whaaaaat go ‘gas my recent

“aight bro i gotchu
by marxx846 November 22, 2017
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Relentless

Someone who is savage and will get shit done no matter what. He will also steal yo wife, to kids and yo side chick
Hi, my name is Chance Galloway but you can call me Mr. Relentless
by WantaCracker September 13, 2018
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Disgusting Rodent

A word meant to describe a beautiful human being. Word first used in context by the internet sensation Hoodielicious himself.
by untag February 17, 2015
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Repentagram

A symbol made by the heaviest Christian band ever, Impending Doom. Often confused with a pentagram at first glance; it is really a combination of the latter word and 'repent'. It vaguely resembles a cross within, yet; it was all made up as a joke. See Goreship.
Mother: Why does that guy have a pentagram on his shirt??!!??
Son: Relax, mom. It's a REPENTagram.
by xsystemofadillonx December 5, 2010
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redante

1. To get super fucked up
2. To describe something as badass
bro one: yo i got that zone and that white bitch nigga
bro two: smoke a blunt, blow some lines, time to get redante

bro one: yo did you go to that party last night?
bro two: hell yeah it was redante
by dannydanko1420 December 1, 2009
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Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010
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