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Redneck chrome

Slang term for duct tape, specifically applied to make stuff look like it was chromed (such as cars.) it is extremely cheap and easy to get, and non toxic, unlike real chrome, rednecks always have a few dozen rolls of it in the shed (or truck.) It can be used to dress up your house, car, head, or cat.
Even redneck chrome couldn't make Bob's Ford Bronco look cool.
by Crunkonius November 11, 2005
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redneck

Anyone who hears a Jeff Foxworthy joke and says "damn right!"
Jeff Foxworthy- "You might be a redneck if deer meat is the staple of your diet." redneck-"damn right!"
by marshalljackson July 23, 2008
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Redneck Corona

Person 1: Dude, what are you drinking?

Person 2: I'm having a redneck corona!
by CaliforniaDreamin222 December 14, 2010
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Redneck Neighbors

A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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black redneck

a afro american guy who acts like a true redneck mostly found in middle ga. fishes, hunt, and even wears confederate flag clothing and hats
we called him jb the black redneck because he dips snuff and hunts all the time.
by bert2 June 28, 2005
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Redneck RV

An old rusty school bus with no tires and just a few windows. This luxury item was either purchased at a junkyard or was acquired from squatting the land from a Yankee. Usually found in the front yard of a small-town or southern rural area.
Cory: Every morning this week on my way to work, I've driven by Gobbler's Knob and seen Bubba staring out of that Redneck RV. MaryBeth kicked his sorry as out of the double-wide again.

Jillian Paige: That fuckin' Ghetto Hillbilly should be thankful that he has that luxurious Redneck RV. That son-of-a-bitch shouldn't of knocked up MaryBeth's 15 year-old sister.
by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
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redneck tool box

a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!
I can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!
by MCYT January 15, 2007
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