relief bitcher

Someone who bitches on behalf of someone else who is unable to continue bitching for themselves.

You know it's a bitchfest when one bitch gets tired, storms out of the room, and someone else takes it upon themselves to keep bitching in their behalf, like they're some kind of relief bitcher. A regular Mariano Bitch-vera or John Papel-bitch.

by jevanyn September 3, 2009

Wide Reciever

A Girl, Usually A Whore That Looses Her Virginity To A Guy With A Big Dick. Is Now Known To The World As A Wide Reciever.

The Wide Reciever Absorbs Big Dick.

by Nosh On My Big D(: November 8, 2010

relief teacher

a spare teacher, usually there when the main teachers aren't there. everybody will mess around with them and make sure they have a really hard time except for that one kid who always wants to play stupid games after working out some easy equation.

bob: nah that kid's name is bob, i'm bill.
bill: yeah he's bob, i am bill.
relief teacher: alright.
bob: *throws paper at teacher*
relief teacher: who was that?
bob: yeah that was hayley over there
hayley: iT wAS nOt ME!
random kid: gUyS jUSt sToP wE wANt tO GO oUt fOr a GamE

by AustralianESHAY October 26, 2021

relief

when your nose is clogged and it opens

why the FUCK I HAVE THOI HEADACHE AHHHHHHHH THIS HU- oh OH YES IT STOP such good relief

by eeeeeeaeee April 12, 2021

recieve

A misspelling of a simple word children learn to spell correctly at around 8 or 9. That's not criticism - it's observation and it's only an action of "smartarses" to point out errors when they do it badly. Spelling is easy - it's the writing which takes thought.

Did you recieve the receipt ?

by spielie December 6, 2009

relief pitcher

For males engaging in a sexual act with a woman: An alternate source of stimulation used when the currently enacted source of stimulation becomes tiresome to the male giver. The act of switching from vaginal sex to digital stimulation would be considered "bringing in the relief pitcher." Often used to conceal physical weakness and to the female recipient is seen merely as "switching it up." Can help maintain pleasure levels. Keeps manhood in check.

"dude i was bangin' my girl so hard but i got fuckin' tired so i brought out that relief pitcher son."

by Random Ock March 24, 2009

comic relief

Da stress-reducin' effect you experience from readin' da funny papuhs.

I sometimes save cartoon-pages without reading them, so that I can have some comic relief whenever something upsetting/disappointing happens in my life. It's more effective at lifting my spirits than chowing down on a tub of ice cream, and it's totally non-fattening, as well.

by QuacksO April 13, 2019