reptile driftwood

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.

(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)

Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!

by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012

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Rectile

A rectangular tile.

Contractor: please pick out some rectiles and bring them to the job for installation.

Worker: Yes

by @minnesports September 7, 2016

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Reptile

1.

An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.

2.
A person who loves heat

3.
A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.

4.
A person who is despised? No...

1: "Found this turtel, brought it to an animal shelter. I said 'can you keep this amphibian?', they said 'yes, it's a reptile though"

2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile

3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"

4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.

by Baum, weil Baum September 13, 2017

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reptiledisfunction

Oh yes, this happens.

Why is my male lizard shying away from your female lizard, you may ask. False, you would not ask this because my lizard is unaware of his reptiledisfunction, and is ignorantly continuing to approach your lizard as we speak.

by Faroffyetsonear February 24, 2019

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