A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.
See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address
See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address
Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:
• “Rain, rain, go away!”
• “I hate the cold!”
• “So sick of this weather,”
• “What a beautiful day!”
• “Rain, rain, go away!”
• “I hate the cold!”
• “So sick of this weather,”
• “What a beautiful day!”
by Hellion Lola September 30, 2009
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"Dude, I woke up this morning with a huge hangover, then I found 5 intoxicology reports in my wallet. Ouch!"
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The insignificant school-related item you don't want your parents to see because you slacked off alot in school.
by goldmetaman July 11, 2009
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by Amongusfungus October 6, 2020
Get the Self Report mug.my friend won 3000 bucks in vegas bought a minority report, which included a room, and 8ball, and 4 hookers (an asian latino an pacific islander and a african)
by hessba December 31, 2011
Get the minority report mug.The "Reporter" (n) A Gordita combo meal from Taco Bell. Just as a firecracker has a report, so too does the Taco Bell Gordita. If you have it for lunch, the report will occur around 3 o'clock. In other words, you will have to pinch a loaf shortly after eating it. The "Report" time varies per person.
Mike enjoyed his "Reporter" at lunch, but regreted it later that afternoon.
James: Yo where's Mike? It's 3 o'clock.
Steve: I heard he had the "Reporter" for lunch. I hope he found a toilet in time.
James: Yo where's Mike? It's 3 o'clock.
Steve: I heard he had the "Reporter" for lunch. I hope he found a toilet in time.
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i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.
by JP November 7, 2003
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