doug-ralphed

To mercilessly spam someone's facebook wall/posts with semi-useless information.

Man, did you see what Jimmy did?

Yea, he totally Doug-Ralphed your wall man. What a jerk...

by The Chunce October 26, 2011

Dylan Ralph

A dumb ass;little bitch who eats dog shot for money. He is also obsessed with fishing.

Dylan Ralph licked dog shit for money from a friend who then moved away the next day

by Kieren Berningham January 16, 2018

Pulling A Ralph

When your gf/bf breaks up with you and the other person starts crying

Yo Jamal why are you pulling a Ralph right now.

by GrandeednarG December 15, 2018

Riding the Ralph

The sexual act of intercourse where a man is having penetrative sex with another person from behind (also known as doggy style) while the recipient is vomiting. Ideally the recipient will be vomiting out a window.

For example “Did you see Bob riding the ralph with Sue?”

by ILCNZ January 27, 2022

ralph lauren

Designer brand that costs a lot of money. Famous for their polos. Meant for the wealthy/preppy East Coast crowd.

"That Ralph Lauren polo is off the chain!"
"Please, stop...we live in Greenwich, Connecticut."

by ELHSkid January 6, 2005

Ralphie May

big guy, extremely funny comedian

I saw Ralphie May on Comedy Central last night. That guy's effin' hilarious.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 13, 2009

Ralph Malph

the act of giving oral sex in order to hide ones inablility to summon an erection. Named for the character from Happy Days.

Joanie (spread eagle and signalling Ralph Malph to plow her)- Come on, Malphie, gimme the high hard one.
Ralph - Uh, Joannie, Uh, aren't we moving a little fast?
Joanie- you sound like Chachi, ya big wuss. Whip it out, goddammit!
Ralph - (gazing wildly about till he remembers how he solved this with Potsie just last week. Nods.)Aha!
(laugh track)(bends over into Joanie's lap and buries his face in her little Mrs. C. Note to director: Remember this is supposed to be the fifties and it's network television. Ralph's face must be surrounded by Joanie's ungroomed muskpelt in order to get past the censors.)
Joanie- Unngh!(Leans back and smiles)
(laugh track chuckles and full roars as this goes on for awhile. Joanie checks her watch- laugh track).
Joanie- (Winces)Hey, Ralphie, it's not a punching bag!
Ralph- (Through his teeth) I still got it!
(Applause, fadeout, roll credits).

by Pantaloon January 28, 2008