Rasputin

Russia's greatest love machine

That Rasputin guy is causing problems

by Gangster bird January 5, 2021

Rasputin

A mother fucking no good faggot junkie

Person 1: hey do you know who Rasputin is

Person 2: yeah he’s that no good faggot junkie isn't he

Person 1: yeah

by Rasputin672828181817 April 12, 2021

Rasputining

Performing a Rasputin in front of numerous strangers, drastically embarrassing oneself.

I just caught my wife rasputining in front of other men!

by datcheekymf February 5, 2022

Rasputin

A literal bop

Wow this song is good, must be a Rasputin!

by Himanmnamamamsm October 30, 2020

Grigori Rasputin

The Type of guy who likes to fuck teddy bears

Dude why did you have to grigori rasputin all over my Boomba Cabbage Patch doll

by Foxy grandpa December 11, 2017

rasputin

Russian Jesus

Dirty Capitalist Spy: Who the hell is Rasputin?
Clean KBG Agent: *loud ass soviet anthem ear rape plays in the background* You mean our lord and savior Russian Jesus who will one day bring communism back to the motherland and turn all non Russian things, including water, into vodka!
Dirty Capitalist Spy: The fuck?

by Quantum Wolfy86 November 15, 2017