Randolph

As pertaining to restaurant service, to doubly mess up a customer's order.

Dude you really Randolphed that guys On The Sly

by anonymous December 13, 2025

Julia Randolph

The voice of "Wanda" from "The Fairly Odd Parents" Also is known for being a professional rower in the great lakes. Nicknamed "Michelle" for her multiple full house appearances and for stealing clothing off of the 90s set and then dressing goats in the clothing.

Don't make me pull a "Julia Randolph" and screw with your goats.

by anon12345678900987654321 December 28, 2014

Southwestern Randolph

The redneck ass school. Who are terrible at boys sports but good at girl sports, seriously your girls teams would smoke you’re boys teams. Everyone at that school are “cousins” kinda weird maybe a little incest going on. YeeYee Partner.

Shit I forgot my cowboy boots and hat at southwestern Randolph

by Randolph county November 24, 2021

Zandi Randolph

A hotttt actress that I literally love like soooo much…. She’s so beautiful and smart and just oh my goddd and her acting is 100000/10 it’s so good especially in area code 1 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😊😊😊😊😊

Man-oh i don’t like Zandi Randolph

Me- HUH?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE ZANDI Randolph SHES LITERALLY bMOTHERRRRR

by Stellaborellq11 April 12, 2023

Dirty Randolph

Takes a woman to a hotel and lets her ride him on her rags, then walks around the rest of the stay with a red dick.

Great for Christmas **to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer “Randolph the red dick fuck stick”

Man, that dude gave me a Dirty Randolph, it was awesome.

by RockinRachel December 14, 2023

The Polar Randolph

The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.

Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!

by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022