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Rule #7

Defined by Christian Kane in his hit country-rock song "The House Rules": Rule #7 is don't touch the women, but they can grab anything they want to!
Rick: That girl in the cowboy boots is hot!

Dan: Rule #7, man!

Rick: I know, I know - I'll keep my hands to myself - but she doesn't have to!
by Juniper714 May 1, 2010
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RULE #1

Don't Talk about FightClub......
RULE #1----Don't Talk about FightClub......
by Chris Nelson January 18, 2005
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Rule 244

Fluttershy from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is ALWAYS cute. No exceptions.
Brony A: "I just saw "Best Night Ever", Fluttershy was kinda freaky."

Brony B: "Rule 244 dude.

Brony A: "Aww I know, it was so CUTE!"
by Brony Sunburst June 14, 2011
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Rule 34

If it exists, there’s porn of it, no exceptions.

(35=If no porn found, it will be made)
Person : (Very innocent)
Some1 else: Rule 34
Some1 else: Rule 35
Person: (hopes and dreams are crushed) fuck
by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018
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Rule Shark

(Rule Shark, Ruleshark)

Yu-Gi-Oh slang for a player (often of high ranking) who is constantly and obsessively bitching over rulings. When ever a rule shark comes across anyone who breaks the rules is even the slightest way, even mistakenly , they will do everything in their power to get the person penalized. Rule sharks are most often found on the now popular Dueling Network website where they prey on unsuspecting victims in rated matches in order to gain rank. Most rule sharks go un-penalized due to the fact that they are technically not breaking the rules, however if one is proven guilty of rule sharking it is treated the same as boosting ; a form of cheating. Rule sharks are the reason most players avoid competitive matches
Example of a Ruleshark:
Player 1 mistakenly uses a card and takes his move back.

Rule shark: Hey you cheater you cant do that

Player 1: Sory, I messed give me a sec

Rule Shark : Why? so you can cheat more

*Rule Shark calls admin*

Player 1: Dude, what the hell.

Admin: Ok, whats up?

Rule shark: He's Cheating and he cursed

Player 1: But I....

*player 1 has been baned*
by Nyan Dragon January 24, 2013
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Rule 34 P

If it Exists, there can and will be a My Little Pony of it.
Guy: Dude, check it out
Person: Yeah...What the Hell!?
Guy: Yeah that's right, Pinhead and chatter box Ponies
Person: but..but..but..
Guy: Rule 34 P
by Shwiggs Kirths May 14, 2011
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Rule Retard

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.
That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.
by Crubaka September 2, 2009
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