rub-off factor 

1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.

1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.

rub-off factor by Woody Allenette July 24, 2009

rub the meat 

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.

Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!

rub the meat by qwerty223 January 15, 2011

rub bank

When an aroused woman has a mind or actual collection of her husband's or lovers pictures or videos.

Honey did my sexy new pants make your Rub Bank?

rub bank by silentpriest December 14, 2013

Rub n Plug

The process whereby a masseur will give a female client a sleazy massage in which he will charge her a little extra cash in hand to conclude the massage with a finger bashing as her happy ending. The female equivalent of a Rub n Tug

Tracey: "Have you heard about the masseur on Long Street?"
Narleen: "No?"
Tracey: "Apparently if you go in and ask for Chuck, he gives a great massage and if you slip him an extra $20 at the end he'll finish you off with a Rub N Plug!"

Rub n Plug by Cr@fty A January 27, 2015

Rub my tits like pomegranate 

Rub boobs and tits firmly in a sexy and horny way.

Hey dude. Please rub my tits like pomegranate.

Rub my tits like pomegranate by MousaTaghi November 26, 2019

Rub That 

Directions given to the girl from a guy in a dark theater usually in middle school

girl notices guy's boner and looks up into his eyes
guy: Rub That
girl molests her date through his pants while he longs for the opportunity to get head

Rub That requests are often given by guys who get longer thicker dicks sooner who hope showing dick will lead to oralness or anal with oral virgins. dick thinking blinds them to gross realities like many other guys having jizzed in her mouth just today risking getting jizz on dick or bonus std

guy: can I get head?
girl: maybe show me what you got
guy adjusts boner and drops trou
girl: nah your dick is too big
guy: it'll fit trust me
girl: too much lip stretch
guy: suck the tip some
girl: if you pass the magnum xl test you'll get some
girl: I'm gonna Rub That while we make out

Rub That by handie slut November 7, 2012

rub my bean 

slang for when a man or woman rubs a womans clitoris

janet: did u have sex with paul tonight?
michelle: no but im so horny im goin to go home and rub my bean

rub my bean by legal Beagle August 30, 2010