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ratherfucker

A word used to explain why you're not a motherfucker.
I'm not a motherfucker, I'm a ratherfucker...I'd rather fuck your sister!
by DethBlade December 8, 2004
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Rtoher

adjective: Something that is either super pretentious, or SO brilliant that it is over everyone's head.
Have you heard that new _____ record? man, it's seriously rtoher.
by DaveGraz October 2, 2007
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Rutherglen

Rutherglen is a small town in North East Victoria and it would be a complete and utter shithole if it weren’t for a few star attractions.

The best fish and chip shop in the world.
The best pie shop in the world.
A good as bakery.
And the pool, even though everyone there is fucking annoying.

The people in Rutherglen can be sorted into 5 main groups:

The Drug addicts: It’s not hard to come across one of these.

The Bogans: They wear singlets, have greasy hair, have an ankle tattoo, are seen constantly smashing a duzza, teeth issues and give their children rat tails

The Kids: The little kids are all assholes and there is no arguing. If you are not a legend, you will go into one of these groups:
Emos

Kids who hang out at the skate park
Kids with rat tails
9-13 year olds who wear tops showing their whole stomach.
Kids who think they can sing, and do so at the fucking shitty ass carols.

The Legends: These are the best people you will ever meet. They will talk like a bogan, but in a better way than a bogan. They are modest and may do some rebel shit but it’s all part of the fun. If you are in their posse you might as well be considered royalty.

Besides all that, it’s home to some good wineries and shops.
“Is he from Rutherglen?” said Joey
Yeah, and he’s a legend,” replies Mikayla
by oofterpoofter January 8, 2019
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Rather Dashing

A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.
Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!
by SMD August 28, 2004
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Dan Rather

A "journalist" better known for sayings like:

"Let's hit these biscuits with a dab of gravy."

than actual news reporting.

A newsman with a vendetta that came close to tears on the night of November 2, 2004 when he had to announce that the guy he made up documents to smear ( President George W. Bush) had actually won the election while he (Dan Rather) had lost what little credibility he had left.
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
by Concerned November 29, 2004
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Dan Rather

Dan Rather needs to wipe his mouth once in a while. He drools more than my dog.
by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005
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Would you rather

A game where you are given a choice between two embarassing scenarios and you have to choose one.
Would you rather have a threesome with your parents and nobody find out?

OR

Not have a threesome with your parents and have everybody think you did?
by markwonder November 19, 2010
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