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Roland Martin

Fat, Dirty, Communist, Socialist Scumbag. He works for CNN (Communist News Network)

He has Barack Obama's nutsack in his mouth.
Communist Roll Call:

Jessuh Jackson...here

Al Greaseball Pimp Jackson...here

Barry Hussein Soetoro-Obummer...here

Acorn...here

SEIU...here

95% of Black Sheep...here

Roland Martin...I'mma here Massa!!!
by PhukYu October 25, 2010
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Roland Jupiter-8

A 1980s synthesizer. It is often considered to be the best manufactured synthesizer of all time. (by music professionals and experts alike.)

It sold for a very short time and was then discontinued. Through 1981-1984; but not even 3 full years. (Much to the dismay of disgruntled musicians who want to test drive it.)

It is unknown why Roland discontinued making the Jupiter-8. Many people believe that the Roland Jupiter-8 was way too powerful and costly for Roland to build, more than people to buy it. So they had withdraw it; in order to save their company from bankruptcy. (In other words, it cost Roland more money to build one; than for someone to buy it on retail.)
So, you want to buy a Roland Jupiter-8, eh? Well, You're going to have to save 15-16K thousand bucks for a used one! (this bad boy Synthesizer is even more costly than an average house or used car! Mindblowing.)
by Krazee Rob December 14, 2018
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Roland Mumford

Hendersonville Tennessee Attorney who practices personal injury, workers compensation, family law, and social security disability. 615.348.0070 mumfordlaw.net
An attorney who returns phone calls within 24 hours and represents clients ethically.
Roland Mumford will advocate your cause to the end.
by mumfordlaw February 23, 2009
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roland brock

Bytt til norsk
roland brock's definition is that one is attracted to gay men and that one dislikes to get a blowjob.
you eat lots of pasta and sausages.
Im such a Roland Brock.
Yo Roland Brock!
Hola du din fitte.
by Rilabou February 24, 2017
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roland preston

The best basketball 🏀 player that ever lived🏀 and fucked tarrence mom and shyves mom and Derek mom and Shaun mom and Corey mom and Solomon mom and Marvin mom and aleckza mom and Bryant mom and John mom and Chris mom and that housekeeper that grabbed my butt😂😂😂
by Roland Preston May 10, 2018
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Roland special

Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.
Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"
by Definitely a human September 11, 2018
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Roland R

Roland a Kind and nice soul. Roland is professional YouTube, black belt, gamer, sort of a weeb and also know for his skills in math and art.roland is a tall guy with blackish brownish hair with blue eyes and big feet.his favorite games are Minecraft and gta v and favorite anime is death note
by Roland the ice king December 23, 2019
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