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Fire Rescue

When there is beef between people and you're a bystander and you think the roast is going to go down and things are going to get worse you grab a friend for backup A.K.A your Fire Rescue.
'Finally, the Fire Rescue is here.'
by my ex-boyfriend August 9, 2016
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Roofie Rescue

You're in a club and you see a girl leave her drink at the bar when she goes to powder her nose. When she comes back, instead of actually spiking her drink, rush over to her and scream "DON'T DRINK THAT!". Explain you saw some middle-aged guy slip something into her drink and you just wanted to make sure she didn't end up Fritzl'd.

Next, slyly suggest she needs a new drink and that you would be willing to buy it her. How it goes from there is up to you.
You hit a dry patch, dude?
Fo' sho, looking to pull off a Roofie Rescue tonight.
by Souperman 1234 September 1, 2010
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Retail Rescue

1. An animal rescue who purchases animals to resell while labeling the transaction as adoption.
2. An animal rescue who collects donated funds to “rescue” animals from breeders and auctions by purchasing them.
3. An animal rescue who purchases dogs from another country to bring back to the US to sell them under the label of adoption.
I went to the dog auction this weekend and saw all the retail rescues buying dogs from breeders to resell using the term adoption.
by realanimalwelfare May 31, 2018
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RN (Rescue Ninja)

Nurses that use Nurse-jutsu regularly.
Cathy has never lost a patient in 35 years of nursing, even extreme trauma patients have pulled through under her care, she is a true RN (Rescue Ninja).
by Skippyninja January 17, 2010
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Mountain Rescue

A team of fearless men and women who put their lives on the line to find people lost on the mountains, and they don’t even get paid.

Operating in midwales, specifically the Brecon Beacons, the team consists of a range of people; doctors, grounds men and even a chemistry teacher. They will be paged when someone gets lost or hurt on the region, and they will run out to find these people.

One epic example of their entirely selflessness is a certain chemistry teacher from Brecon. He got paged in the middle of a lesson, turned the class to the emergency work he prepares at the beginning of each term in the event that he has to run off, then left in his mightily land rover to go and find the lost individual. He met the rest of the team and they started to make their way up the mountain, except our favourite chem teacher was worried the pace was too slow, so he ran ahead to make sure the lost persons were all right. Later that afternoon, a glider crashed into Pen-y-Fan and he was continued from his present position on the mountain to go and help the pilot, despite his team being told that, as they had already completed a rescue, they did not have to do it. The team volunteered anyway. Once the recue was complete, the chemistry teacher returned to school for his final lesson of the day. He did this entire rescue still in his shirt and tie!

They are all true heroes.
Hiker 1: ok I admite it, we're lost.
Hiker 2: (scowls) I'll call mountain rescue.

Person 1: Did you here about that girl who fell in the river in Brecon and was swept away?
Person 2: Yeah! Have they found her yet?
Person 1: Yeah they have, Mountain Rescue were sweeping all along the river all night.
by Dyslexic-chyc April 26, 2011
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Chilean Coalmine Rescue

After having anal sex while the sphincter is still open the other person shits into the open sphincter.
I just did a Chilean coalmine rescue on my girlfriend.
by Boltfan August 9, 2013
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Bondi Rescue

Bondi rescue is an australian tv documentary about a group of lifeguards that try there best to keep bondi beach safe and it is the best program like ever if you wach it ypu will know what i mean
My friend-so what are you doing tomorrow

Me- well after ive done my school work im gonna wach bondi rescue.
by bondi rescue lover June 10, 2020
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