Joe Biden is a "Reptile"
by Reptilian Mongoloid January 28, 2021

by The BAJA HUMP3R August 29, 2021

1.
An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.
2.
A person who loves heat
3.
A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.
4.
A person who is despised? No...
An animal who has 4 legs (may not be visible like snakes), is almost always cold-blooded(exception Tegu kind), needs heat to suvive, mostly lays eggs, has almost always a dry scaled skin, breaths through lung.
2.
A person who loves heat
3.
A person who is full of stereotypes, like reptiles are.
4.
A person who is despised? No...
1: "Found this turtel, brought it to an animal shelter. I said 'can you keep this amphibian?', they said 'yes, it's a reptile though"
2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile
3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"
4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.
2: "It is 35°C in shadow and he is running around as if it is nothing, such a reptile
3: "This person came to school. They instandly assumed he was a bad person and unpolite. Judged like a Reptile it seems"
4: Just don't use this definition anymore please, was made from people disliking any reptile . Used lies to justify the definition.
by Baum, weil Baum September 13, 2017

by The Reptile Extrodinare July 8, 2023

by SHNIBB March 26, 2019

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.
(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.
As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.
by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021
