spineless reptile

Similar to calling someone a "snake," but to a much higher degree

"You cold, spineless reptile! How dare you steal my milk!"

by SHNIBB March 26, 2019

Reptile Expo

An Expo where virgins with tiny peepees gather around to discuss various species of reptile

Kyle went to the Reptile Expo with pride

by The Reptile Extrodinare July 8, 2023

Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Large Reptiles

1. A phrase used to break a moment of awkwardness by making it more awkward.

2. A scaly terrestrial animal larger than a typical shoe.

1. Alex: Dude I think I got drunk and made out with my dad last night.
Joseph: Right...Large Reptiles.

2. Monitor Lizard

by THE AFTERBRINGER June 1, 2011

Reptile Skinz

A device used to weigh out " substances. "

Go get me the Reptile Skinz, so I can move this weight.

by The BAJA HUMP3R August 29, 2021

reptile driftwood

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.

(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)

Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!

by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012