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release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.
by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010
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release the beast

The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."

(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.

And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.





Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 21, 2004
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release the hostages

another phrase for having to move your bowels
Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages
by polobearsd August 23, 2006
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Release the Doves

(r-ls)(de)(dvs)
1.The act of ejaculating into ones own hand, holding the ejaculate then proceeding to fist another Man/Woman and releasing the contents inside.
2. As above but it happens while Righteous Brothers "Unchained Melody" is playing at the time of release.
I wish I had never heard of "Release the Doves", I would prefer to "Release the Doves" into Rosanne Barr the listen to another Nickleback track.
by Geomada August 8, 2012
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Release The Kraken

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.
by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010
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release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.
When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
by valet6969 October 6, 2010
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release the seal

The first trip to the bathroom after drinking alcohol. It is the first of many trips during the night. It is often best to wait awhile before performing this act and is often announced to everyone when you go.
"Sorry guys, I gotta go release the seal."
"Where's Billy at? Oh he's releasing the seal."
by fickla August 27, 2006
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