It's like saying "I have to go. Like, right now." Because Rasputin was shot but then got up and ran away, before being killed for real this time.
by Taxreturns December 16, 2016
Get the gotta rasputin mug.The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.
I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.
by Don Everest April 7, 2005
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Get the Grigori Rasputin mug.To be killed in a protracted, almost ridiculous way.
Derives from the case of Grigori Rasputin who was poisoned with cyanide, shot at least twice and then thrown in the River Neva. He was then dug up by Bolsheviks and his remains set on fire.
Derives from the case of Grigori Rasputin who was poisoned with cyanide, shot at least twice and then thrown in the River Neva. He was then dug up by Bolsheviks and his remains set on fire.
The posthumous execution of Benito Mussolini in 1945 and Oliver Cromwell in 1660 was classic Rasputinism.
by Tyburn January 2, 2008
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played by eddie murphy
known for her phrase: "how YOU doin?!!!"
played by eddie murphy
known for her phrase: "how YOU doin?!!!"
famous quotes:
"I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin'? "
Rasputia: Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat?
Norbit: I haven't touched your seat.
Rasputia: Then why's it up so damn far?
Norbit: It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia.
Rasputia: No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen!
horn honks
Rasputia: See that?
horn honks again
Rasputia: That ain't right!
horn honks again
Norbit: I hear it.
Rasputia: Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat!
Norbit: That's not science.
Rasputia: It is and just let it go!
Norbit: It's not science.
Rasputia: I said 'let it go!'
Norbit: I'm just saying...
Rasputia punches him in the face
Rasputia: growls I said it was science, god damm it!
Gasps and looks appalled Of course I'm wearing bottoms!
lifts up her roll of belly fat covering her bathing suit bottom
and when described by a pimp: "an escalade in a wedding dress"
"I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin'? "
Rasputia: Rasputia gets into her car with Norbit and her chest keeps pressing the horn God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat?
Norbit: I haven't touched your seat.
Rasputia: Then why's it up so damn far?
Norbit: It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia.
Rasputia: No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen!
horn honks
Rasputia: See that?
horn honks again
Rasputia: That ain't right!
horn honks again
Norbit: I hear it.
Rasputia: Uh huh, that scientifically proves that you adjusted my seat!
Norbit: That's not science.
Rasputia: It is and just let it go!
Norbit: It's not science.
Rasputia: I said 'let it go!'
Norbit: I'm just saying...
Rasputia punches him in the face
Rasputia: growls I said it was science, god damm it!
Gasps and looks appalled Of course I'm wearing bottoms!
lifts up her roll of belly fat covering her bathing suit bottom
and when described by a pimp: "an escalade in a wedding dress"
by anonymously_h00d7689 January 16, 2009
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bodily fluids of a hairy peasant that will
proceed to have a spontaneous erotic
intercourse with anyone on sight without
verifying consent.
bodily fluids of a hairy peasant that will
proceed to have a spontaneous erotic
intercourse with anyone on sight without
verifying consent.
I Rasputined your mom last night.
by ProxyFoxy January 11, 2017
Get the Rasputined mug.Rasputina is a really weird, incredibly talented gothic band with 2 girls on cellos and a hairy man on drums.
Noted for the strange ramblings of lead singer Melora Creager (who toured with Nirvana on their last tour) before each song and dressing up in Victorian outfits for concerts.
Example includes sample of mad ramblings.
Noted for the strange ramblings of lead singer Melora Creager (who toured with Nirvana on their last tour) before each song and dressing up in Victorian outfits for concerts.
Example includes sample of mad ramblings.
“The government is going to instigate a new national identification policy, and it’s not the standard ID card, it's a little grain of rice with your name carved into it by some Mexican that is inserted under the flesh of your arm. And I think it’s such an exciting idea that I'm gonna be the first in line to get it. It's so cute-sounding.”
One of Melora's ramblings from a Rasputina concert.
One of Melora's ramblings from a Rasputina concert.
by Sandlemad January 28, 2006
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