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Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.
Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.
by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024
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Role Rapture

An overwhelming attraction to a fictional character, driven by the character’s captivating writing and the actor’s hotness. Symptoms include obsessive binge-watching, constant fantasizing, and a deep desire for intense, passionate encounters with the character.
“Since I started watching ‘Covert Affairs,’ I’ve been hit hard by Role Rapture. Augie is just too perfect, and I can’t get him out of my head!”
by ohnoplease June 19, 2024
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rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉
wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again
by Poundkey March 1, 2019
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Rapture prepper

A Rapture prepper is a person , commonly an American Christian Evangelist awaiting the end of time as we know it. The belief is all dead Christian believers and those on earth will rise and meet the Lord. To many salient people this seems somewhat extreme but to the Rapture prepper it is real.
That Rapture prepper next door just told me if you see him gone and all his worldly belongings are left behind that I am welcomed to all his stuff. House included!
by King Yamayama August 19, 2025
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Rapture-edge

The term used to describe bigoted people who claim that God is coming back to take the rainbow and punish members of the LGTBQIA community.
Evangelical Conservative Christians Rapture-edge their bigoted followers into believing hateful and vile things about God and members of the LGTBQIA community.
by LoveNoth8te2024 June 5, 2024
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rapture

To rapture is to take off your clothes and leave a trail of them as soon as you walk into your home that leaves the appearance of a person having been raptured (carried off to heaven) leaving only their clothes behind - CG
I can tell when my kids are home because they just immediately rapture and leave a trail for me to follow.
by MrPractical October 14, 2025
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