When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )
by Frank Gold February 2, 2023
Get the Rapture napmug. by Ragiin' Draggin' November 22, 2015
Get the rapture hatchmug. Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back
Sacroiliac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture
Back to back
Sacroiliac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sightless solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in rapture
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin' I said, "My my"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said don't stop to punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
Now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up
DJ spinnin' I said, "My my"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said don't stop to punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on
Now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up
by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024
Get the Rapturemug. Management called Dennis into the office this morning for an “ANAL-RAPTURE”. After he parked in the wrong location.
by AssMan1987 October 11, 2022
Get the Anal-Rapturemug. 1. Claiming to step away from a date “for a moment” (restroom? a smoke? a call?), but sneaking out the back door to sweet freedom.
2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.
2. Agreeing to meet a date at a 2nd location but never showing up.
Rapturing ex:
1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.
2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.
1. That guy was so creepy I had to rapture in the middle of the date.
2. Ugh! I think Anton got raptured somewhere between coffee and the restaurant.
by Nerdytyper October 11, 2021
Get the Rapturingmug. A Judgement that is decided amongs your Society /gang or association
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited
Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.
But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited
Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.
But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences
Bob: I hope that guy is ready for the Hood Rapture
Sam: why you say that
Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately
Sam: why you say that
Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately
by The Hooddictonary January 16, 2022
Get the Hood Rapturemug. The term used to describe bigoted people who claim that God is coming back to take the rainbow and punish members of the LGTBQIA community.
Evangelical Conservative Christians Rapture-edge their bigoted followers into believing hateful and vile things about God and members of the LGTBQIA community.
by LoveNoth8te2024 June 5, 2024
Get the Rapture-edgemug.