One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:
Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.
If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.
Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.
If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.
Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.
Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.
Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.
by BussaBuss July 16, 2010
adj. 1. a rich, unsweetened custard pie with egg filling; 2. derogatorily used to describe a person who is unsubstantial and carries pretensions, or is disingenuous.
by Cori J. November 13, 2006
by Sloan Frog April 28, 2008
An upper-class or upper-middle-class person, presumably a snob or a trustifarian; one of the gentry; a person with effete or elitist tastes or habits; a patron of fern bars and Whole Foods supermarkets
'This neighborhood will be ruined if we get one more quiche eater moving in. They get in a house and multiply like rats.'
by anarcissie August 24, 2011
A combination of excessive alcohol and fast food you had eaten & drank not that long ago and then vomited up in a nearby gutter, doorway, footpath etc. When it is vomited up its all mixed together thus you now have a kerbside quiche.
Tonight, Alfred had drank so much piss, he had even eaten a whole pizza to himself. On the trip home he felt sick so we had to pull over and let poor old Alfred do a kerbside quiche.
by AshEddie February 08, 2008
by Ben Dover January 11, 2004
The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.
“Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”
“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
by Teevmeister September 27, 2021