quack

A scam-artist. A person who makes up bullshit medical products or advice or prescriptions that don't work. A snake oil salesman.

Most alternative medicine "specialists" and psychics are quacks.

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Qualculus

A collection of methods for solving computer problems or brainstorming the structure of data.

Using Qualculus, I figured out how I can pass all the data to a funtion using a simple array.

by Xin Jung January 21, 2005

can you quack like a duck

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck

can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video

by ammoratto April 15, 2013

Quace

Adj. Another way of representing the quantity '4'.

N. or V. A double deuce.

"That guy got deuced once, and then he got deuced again. That's a quace right there!"

"Strong Bad totally just double deuced us. I mean he fucking quaced us!"

"What's the sequel to Gradius III? Gradius Quace, of course!"

by Eric Litvak December 12, 2003

quack fluid

male seamen:

milky discharge emminating from the male sex organ upon completion of a succesful quack session.(see also, wanking, masturbating, pumping fist).

also: partybroth, jizz, the great splurge.

armedaus: aw mate your room stinks you been quackin off in there or what?

beefoven: i certainly have my good man, in fact i wouldnt touch that jazz mag, theres quack fluid all over it.

armedaus:you stinking jippo haw haw haw.

by bobby dazzler raz raz matazler February 15, 2010

Quack You

used as an insult or threat. especially if you can't think of anything. sometimes is considered STRONG LANGUAGE.

that person who sits next to you: (steals eraser) ha! ha! ha!
you: give that back or i'll.......
that person who sits next to you: or you'll what?
you: quack you!

by PIGGYWISDOM March 14, 2013

quackerdoodle

magical tater tot from the planet narklandia

that quackerdoodle is so magical

by anonymousessssde December 1, 2013