bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

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Li'l Putz

National leader that misjudges the rest of the world in relationship to their nation.

Vladimir Putin misjudged how the Ukrainians and the rest of the World, would "welcome" his invasion.
He is such a Li'l Putz.

by Gerk Merkin March 15, 2022

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charp putze

A very,fresh,tight vagina.

Damn,that virgin has a charp putze!

by Mr.Sailboat April 14, 2006

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Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 04, 2023

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Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 05, 2023

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