bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

charp putze

A very,fresh,tight vagina.

Damn,that virgin has a charp putze!

by Mr.Sailboat April 29, 2006

Putz

This is the type of person who is an absolute retard (an absolute window licker) you know who you are

There is a putz drinking windex

by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021

putz

Brazilian slang. It does not mean anything alone, but when used in a sentence can mean "oh no!", "ops!", "omg!", etc.
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".

"My computer crashed before I could save the essay I was writing yesterday!"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"

by kelparty October 13, 2021

Putz

Being absolutely jacked, probably benches 4 plates.

That guy's a Putz

by Daily Zyzz May 10, 2022

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

PUTZ

A TALL RED HEAD WHO BELIEVES CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND BELIEVES HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

YOU ARE SUCH A PUTZ.

by BITE ME OPIE May 26, 2011