Peter Pickle Putz 

Peter Pickle Putz: someone really clumsy in nature.. Extremely goofy. this type of person deserves a special title.

your buddy is walking down the street tries to pick up on an girl and at the same time trips over his own feet..

you reply, "nice one Peter Pickle PutZ"

Peter Pickle Putz by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005

Pupple Putz

Name given to a particularly small but friendy person. Beware though, this person can bite pinch & punch!

Hey here's come Peter Pupple Putz......quick run, he's gonna pinch us!

Oh look at James today, he's totally pupplicious!

Pupple Putz by Lurleen November 10, 2008

the putz 

An embarrassing event of loose bowels which is brought to the attention of a large crowd.

"That burrito must have given him the putz, did you see him sprint for the bathroom?

the putz by ThreeOne December 12, 2012

Shnookie Putz 

Is an endearing term referring to a loved one. Mixture of American and German, with Putz being used in a manner that is complimentary.

Rick is my little Shnookie Putz!!

Shnookie Putz by Miksta-AU March 2, 2011

bite my nuts you moronic putz 

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

bite my nuts you moronic putz by scodder May 28, 2010

diddle putz 

To mess around, with no specific plan or motivation

"All I did today was DIDDLE PUTZ"

diddle putz by Mumsie Dogma February 8, 2009

Actin' a Putz 

When someone is caught in the act of being a putz.

Justin was actin' a putz in the back seat of Michael's car

Actin' a Putz by Jbuckski December 14, 2010