Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
Get the bite my nuts you moronic putz mug.This is the type of person who is an absolute retard (an absolute window licker) you know who you are
by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021
Get the Putz mug.Brazilian slang. It does not mean anything alone, but when used in a sentence can mean "oh no!", "ops!", "omg!", etc.
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".
"My computer crashed before I could save the essay I was writing yesterday!"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"
by kelparty October 13, 2021
Get the putz mug.(West Coast of US) an awkward, bumbling, ignorant person who doesn't know what he's/she's doing; similar to "dufus"
Look, those putzes could'nt figure out the weed whacker so they're out there trimming the grass with scissors!
by Rathanlor January 14, 2021
Get the Putz mug.A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.
by Hob knobber June 4, 2023
Get the Putz muffin mug.a disgusting, disappointment of a person. Usually tries to take other people's money through illegal card games or raffles. someone who people are embarrassed to be seen with.
by maxrachy May 14, 2021
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