Punting on the third strike

So, punting on third strike, yeah it's like when you like throw your knee into the ball and take one for the team and so you could take a base, but you just go punch the picher out and then go for a touchdown #extrainnings cuz bath salts, yeah.

Bitch I'm already Punting on the third strike. do you really even know what I mean?

by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018

Punting a child out of a window

The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do

“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”

by Shallom69 September 13, 2019

pinning messages

A form of ridicule to those who do not think before they speak. Admins and mods often pin messages to embarrass and shame those who accidentally send messages that give misunderstandings mostly to their gender, pp size, and interest in anime characters.

Boy, David sure got it when an admin was pinning messages about him being gay.

by 𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆 June 7, 2020

fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

by JustFred May 29, 2018

bobby pinning

when you flatten out a bobby pin and stick half of it in one penis and the other half in the other penis and the goal of the game is to ejaculate harder than your opponent shooting the bobby pin down his urethra

I cant piss because i lost a game of bobby pinning

by microbigboi August 16, 2018

Long Panning

Or being “long panned” is an advanced form of nagging that can only be achieved by one’s spouse. The origins of long panning are believed to have stemmed from a summer bbq when a husband’s grilling technique was called into question by his wife in front of his friends for using the wrong sized grilling pan.

“Stop long panning me, I’ll take the garbage out when I’m ready god damn it!”

by Maverick2022 June 26, 2022