pornovision

someone who cannot at all stop themselves from watching porno its like there life all on 1 tape or dvd

"look at that geek i bet hes got pornovision"
"ya u can tell by the smile on his face"

by dan February 4, 2005

loss of precision

after effects of the alcohol abuser, poor inability to 'censor', or 'control' ones' actions/spoken word with little 'reasonable' sensibility. -consequently careening straight into verbal or physical collision..........

DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!

dan scared the sorority girls when he climbed on top of the car at 65mph, they quickly became attuned to his lack of precision.

after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!

by michael foolsley September 5, 2011

prolisingularity

pro'li-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n. pl. -ties.

1. The point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation* at which the presentation ceases to be compelling due to length.

2. Theater. The theoretical point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation at which the presentation is converted to interactive electronic game format to preserve its overall integrity.

3. Gaming. The theoretical point in a given interactive electronic game at which the game is converted to non-interactive entertainment presentation due to lack of storyline integrity. See Doom. –also pro-li'ci-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n.

*e.g. a staged theatrical performance

Definition (c) 2006 Wondrous Inventions. http://crazedgnome.wordpress.com/

1. This season of "24" reached prolisingularity nineteen hours ago.

2. Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series may become a game but will never make it to the movies due to prolisingularity.

3. The movie "Doom" sucks.

by Wizzel Cogcarrier Wizzleton IV September 10, 2008

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.

I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.

by schmaniel November 6, 2011

Unmitigated Gall Precision

Extreme chutzpah,
An overabundance of nerve and gall equated to a sharp shooter.

Unmitigated Gall Precision: The new Supervisor has zero respect. His new rules are the highest level of gall possible! He's overdosing on Unmitigated Gall Precision or UGP.

by Opus Broker August 15, 2018

poision dwarf

A ugly little man or woman with a mental capacity of POND LIFE, eager to take everything, not willing to give anything, but an unbearable stench that will burn your nostrells, in short a nasty little lump of meat. AKA an OGY or Poision dwarf

That nasty Tramp on the park bench drinking sheep dip.

Smelly old woman who puts a knife in ya ball.

Poision dwarf = bad news

by Sparkone2 September 13, 2007