protaskinate

To perform non-essential but somewhat productive tasks to avoid the real work you should be doing

I didn't feel like doing my taxes so I protaskinated by sorting through my junk mail.

by gonepostal42 April 2, 2010

protaskinating

Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.

I've been protaskinating on my taxes all week, but my apartment has never been cleaner!

by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010

ProValGamer69

A valorant player so good he can carry while bottom fragging.

ProValGamer69 is so seggsy

by VinnyThePooh May 27, 2021

Portal Radio Loop 10 Hours

The best song to ever exist.

Honestly, the best part in the video is at 5:18:55.

Person 1: "Hey did you listen to the portal radio loop 10 hours video yet?"
Person 2: "Yea i really liked the part at 5:18:55"

by bigdave2021 March 23, 2022

Baby Portal

Vagina, pink sink, vergina, or any other form of the word vagina, derived from latin vaginus, meaning without glory rod.

Prepare to receive my love plasm in your baby portal!

by Minge Broker April 8, 2009

pain portal

noun

The gateway one passes through when suffering heartbreak or emotional despair that spontaneously emerges into radical self-love and acceptance of all that is.

After going through the pain portal, I feel freedom in my discomfort rather than a desire to avoid it.

by lovehascalledameeting May 17, 2016

Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.

Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!

by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010