Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.

The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.

by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009

Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.

- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!

by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012

prostitution

1. the act of engaging in sexual activity in exchange for payment from a person with whom you are not in a relationship with.
2. the act of engaging in sexual activity in exchange for payment from a husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend, in the form of contiued love and support be it moral, emotional, or financial.

Sex is legal. Getting paid is legal. What's wrong with being a prostitute? Prostitution is nothing more than being paid for sex.

by wildonecpl July 6, 2004

butthurt-prosecution

The practice of prosecuting individuals out of embarrassment, well in excess of any demonstrable harm. The practice is particularly ubiquitous in Western democracies where sedition is an unpopular prosecutorial tack in order to dispense retributive punitive enforcement in response to indefensible egg-on-the-face.

Two cases are particularly illustrative:

The US government's piling on of charges against Barrett Brown constitutes a very clear, inflamed case of butthurt-prosecution.

Barrett Brown guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/21/barrett-brown-persecution-anonymous

Although he pleaded guilty to offenses carrying ~20 years in prison, Bradley Manning must still stand trial for his life, as the DoD and DoS have a wicked bout of butthurt-prosecution.

Bradley Manning bradleymanning.org/

by kenneth lipp May 18, 2013

Environmental Protection

Better than economic development

Dont negate. Always affirm.

by Chris Davis March 25, 2004

Use protection!

A phrase friends shout at (A.) someone and their significant other or (B.) two people who belong together, usually really loudly and in an exceptionally embarrassing manner, reminding them to use condoms when they have sex (which is inevitable, or at least in the eyes of the person shouting it).

A.) When my boyfriend and I left together our friends shouted, "Use protection!" loud enough for anyone in a five mile radius to hear.

B.) When me and my best friend of the opposite sex left the party half the room screeched, "Use protection!"

by Light Up Socks January 15, 2011

prostitution

The practice of exchanging sex for money, goods or favours - by people who have the integrity to admit what they are doing.

Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.

Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.

I can see why prostitution may have been harmful to society when there was still a society to harm.

by Lord Grimcock May 18, 2008