popsical

Noun: A musical style of classical melodies arranged and dressed with the trappings of pop music.

After showing the audience his new album, the operatic tenor went into a popsical version of "Can't Get No Satisfaction" apparently designed to sell CDs.

by Keith R. Black January 14, 2008

practical larry

When a skinny man with a tiny dick gets a object shoved up his ass and it comes out of his penis very painfully.

I thought it was just going to be a regular date, but it seems she gave me a practical larry! Its bleeding everywhere!!!

by Breck177 January 10, 2009

poetical

when something is poetic. better alternative to poetic.

Damn stanky Jews, got some cheap ass shoes. -Ben
YO THATS ALL POETICAL AND SHIT -Me

by jewta November 23, 2009

Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 5, 2011

Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.

Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.

by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 26, 2014